You know you’re in for a really crappy day when a pile of frozen poop from an airplane crashes through your roof and wreaks your home.
Last Saturday at 7 a.m., Brit Caroline Guy thought she was being burglarized when she heard a loud crash. Imagine her surprise when she saw chunks of brown and yellow ice scattered throughout her caravan (trailer) and an 18-inch hole in her roof and floor.
To preserve the evidence (hey, someone has to pay for the damage), Guy stored the airplane waste in her freezer… wrapped up in a plastic bag, of course. Frozen poop has been known to fall from the sky, but accidents (tee hee) are few and far between. They occur from a leak that thaws and breaks off from the outside of the plane when it makes it decent.
What would you do if a frozen chunk of poo crashed through your home? Who would you call first? Do you think your insurance company would believe you? Leave your thoughts in the comment section below.