Holy Crap! Frozen Airplane Poop Crashes Through British Woman’s Roof

Frozen Airplane Poop

You know you’re in for a really crappy day when a pile of frozen poop from an airplane crashes through your roof and wreaks your home.

Last Saturday at 7 a.m., Brit Caroline Guy thought she was being burglarized when she heard a loud crash. Imagine her surprise when she saw chunks of brown and yellow ice scattered throughout her caravan (trailer) and an 18-inch hole in her roof and floor.

To preserve the evidence (hey, someone has to pay for the damage), Guy stored the airplane waste in her freezer… wrapped up in a plastic bag, of course. Frozen poop has been known to fall from the sky, but accidents (tee hee) are few and far between. They occur from a leak that thaws and breaks off from the outside of the plane when it makes it decent.

What would you do if a frozen chunk of poo crashed through your home? Who would you call first? Do you think your insurance company would believe you? Leave your thoughts in the comment section below.

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Amy Tokic

Amy Tokic

A huge fan of free Wi-Fi in airport lounges, Amy Tokic usually fills the 3-hour wait time before her flight leaves by catching up on her writing assignments. She misses those little packages of peanuts they used to give out on flights and doesn’t mind sitting in the aisle seat. Amy likes writing about the sordid underbelly of airport intrigue with strange and usual stories that probably won’t make the 6 o’clock news.

About Amy Tokic

A huge fan of free Wi-Fi in airport lounges, Amy Tokic usually fills the 3-hour wait time before her flight leaves by catching up on her writing assignments. She misses those little packages of peanuts they used to give out on flights and doesn’t mind sitting in the aisle seat. Amy likes writing about the sordid underbelly of airport intrigue with strange and usual stories that probably won’t make the 6 o’clock news.

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2 Responses to Holy Crap! Frozen Airplane Poop Crashes Through British Woman’s Roof

  1. Dr Pepper December 17, 2014 at 2:31 pm #

    Who watches this shit?

  2. lena May 4, 2014 at 7:59 am #

    I had assumed that most planes have holding tanks … perhaps it failed ?

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