Is That An Endangered Primate In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

There is a loris somewhere in India seeking trauma counselling and a contamination shower right now.

Officials at the Indira New Delhi International Airport recently detained a man trying to get through security with a primate in his underwear.

The guards were conducting a routine pat-down of a Dubai bound passenger when they discovered a rare loris.   Talk about awkward moment, when the man’s nether regions began moving during his pat down.

The loris is a big eyed, nocturnal primate that grows to no more than 10 inches (25 centimeters) long.  The species, native to Sri Lanka, is currently listed as endangered under the Wildlife Protection Act of India.

Authorities found a second loris in a nearby trash can.  Both critters have been sent to wildlife authorities, while the passenger and two other travellers were handed over to customs officials.  No charges were filed.

Source: CNN

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